Sunday, January 23, 2011

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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Surprise! :D

Sup people!
Owh wait, I'll be the only one reading my own post later =\

It had been 8 months since it's dead! Takziah! :D
Well,I dun care!
It's alive now, dun ask me why, I would never answer!
it's because I said so!

Well, Happy belated New Year!
Dun tell me that Chinese New Year is coming,
because I obviously know that! xP

to those who had started college,
Suffer well with your assignments!
Dun be jealous of me, relaxing at home,
facebooking, wander around Puchong! xD
Now you see how fun life is? :P
Dun call me lifeless! You got no rights to!
Lastly, Have a great Friday!  =)